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PAYBACK MOTHERFISHERS

(2016-2048)

WTF !?

(what the fish)

 

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Once upon a time, not too far away from 2148, a pretty timeless good looking guy, let’s call him Nichaël Neinhold and his ancient girlfriend from the near future passed by a mysterious shop window.

It was a mysterious shop window because it said “Free Sushi” on it and we all know that usually there is no such a thing as “Free Sushi”. Exept if, but that's a different story.

Except if, but that's a different story.

Nichaël Neinhold rubbed his Ryan Gossling resembling eyes in something more than disbelief, but the Free Sushi sign still remained.

To really maki sure this was not kind of a trap like this time when the ice cream man promised Nichaël Neinhold that the sugarfree stevia sweetened ice cream he was given would not have an impact on his blood sugar level and it turned out that it did have an impact on his blood sugar level, Nichaël Neinhold stayed away from the mysterious shop window. Only when a car drove by, he was thinking of a drive by sushi and decided to step inside.

Since this was an area in which a lot of wild hipsters obtained their natural habitat, his girlfriend decided to make a bun out of his hair in order to blend in into the environment.

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This is a picture showing Nichaël Neinhold stepping inside the Free Sushi Shop.

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This is pretty much the same picture showing his obsessive-compulsive disorder since choosing between the two of them after eating the sugar free stevia sweetened ice cream made him run into the forest like a wild bear in the middle of the night.

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Andy Warhol's probably having Free Sushi up there right now and smiling.

Ok he's probably not smiling. Not because Andy Warhol probably never smiles, but because if you're in heaven how are you supposed to smile since you are in heaven?

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Meanwhile his girlfriend started to be worried about everything.

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Something seemed fishy with something more than fish.

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Sashimi?

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Nigiri?

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Maki?

Canned Tuna in a sushi place? What the fish?

(Btw has anyone ever noticed that a question mark looks like a fishing rode?)

Have I ?

Are you allowed to put a question mark into a bracket anyway?

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Canned tuna in sushi place? What the fish?

Btw has anyone noticed that a question mark looks like a fishing rode? Have I ? Are you allowed to put a question mark into a bracket anyway?

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Then she started reading the menu card written in an ancient, mysterious language she understood. Because she too was mysteroius. so much that she soon be ancient.

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"You might be a bit fished off, because someone has promised you Free Sushi and now instead you have to read lecturing cards in envelopes."

"So would I."

"After all, the idea for this installation arose while enjoying an exceptional salmon negiri in a most satisfactory sushi restaurant."

"My name is Michaël Reinhold and I too used to invite girls out for sushi, in order to transform an unenjoyable date into a more or less digestible rendez-vous."

"Today it's my girlfriend whom I invite out once a week to the conveyer belt."

"Actually, she's the one who invites me out mostly since I'm a poor art student."

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All of a sudden as if he got an overwater-letter from an underwater-owl from Hosomakiwards, Nichaël Neinhold realized that he wasn't who he pretended to be.

He was Reinhold Gosling and an agent from the recent future who had to bring back the last remaining sashimi from the near past to the recent future.

He was Maki Runner 2148.

And still is Maki-Runner 2148.

He was Reinhold Gosling and an agent from the recent future who had to bring back the last remaining sashimi from the near past to the recent future. He was Maki Runner 20148.

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This place was a drive-in.

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A drive-in to the future.

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Reinhold Gosling stepped outside to reflect himself.

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Then he asked his ancient Girlfriend from the near future, whether he was allowed to go to the future to save humanity from overfishing.

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He put a reminder to remind him of his duty as Maki Runner 2148 after his return.

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And some random name of a yet local art legend to blend in.

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Time and fish flew by.

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But the Maki-Runner never came back.

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Was he looking up the Old men and the sea?

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Or did he just got lost on the way there?

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Eventually he got lost on his way since he just found out that the stevia based ice cream had an impact on his blood sugar level.

This is a picture showing Nichaël Neinhold trying to paint what would happen if anybody would tell each other stevia ice cream wouldn't have an impact on the blood sugar level.

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The

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"First sushi, then morals."

Free Sushi

Free Sushi can also mean Liberate the Sushi.

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And they all lived happily everafter on opposite-day.

The End

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What was this place?

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(btw no hipsters were harmed during the making of this documentation)

WORLDWIDE, IN 2016, ABOUT 2.6 BILLION PEOPLE SUBSITS ON FISH.

According to an international study, there will be no more fish or seafood left by 2048.

ALREADY IN 2013 NASA DISCOVERED WATER ON MARS.

After all, my uncle is a Pisces.

FISH OFF!

I'm just here for the seaweed, guys.

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À LA CARTE

Ahoy!

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You might be a bit fished off, because someone has promised you free sushi and now instead you have to read lecturing cards in envelopes.

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So would I.

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After all, the idea for this installation arose while enjoying an exceptional salmon negiri in a most satisfactory sushi restaurant.

Have no fear.

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I DON'T ESPECIALLY CARE FOR VEGANS, NOR DO I FIND IT ESPECIALLY HEROIC TO RISK ONE'S LIFE HARAKIRIWISE BY TRYING TO SINK A JAPANESE SUSHI BOAT IN THE NAME OF NATURE. AFTER ALL, LIFE IS PART OF NATURE. SO ARE INSIDE OUT CALIFORNIA ROLLS.

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I hate "Finding Nemo" (Maybe not hate but I love "Monster Inc" as much as I hate "Finding Nemo").

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"Frozen" was a pile of crap, too.

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My name is Michaël Reinhold and I too used to invite girls out for sushi, in order to transform an unenjoyable date into a more or less digestible rendez-vous.

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Today it's my girlfriend whom I invite out once a week to the conveyer belt.

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Actually, she's the one who invites me out mostly since I'm a poor art student.

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If I were to collect donations for a nonprofit organization, I would spend most of the money for sushi.

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Or sashimi.

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First sushi, then morals.

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You know, tons of people like sushi.

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And tons of people depend on sushi.

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Worldwide, about 2.6 billion people, especially in coastal regions subsist on fish. (sorry for getting didactic)

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Fish covers 50 -80% of the need for animal protein in West Africa.

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So if a whole lot of people love negiris as much as a whole lot of people depend on negiris, the negiri mothers have no more time to raise negiri babies. (Because there are no more negiri babies to raise).

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Oversushifishing describes the excessive decimation of the fish population in bodies of water through oversushifishing.

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Oversushifishing exists when more fish are fished than can multiply through natural breading or immigration*. *With the exception of Rainbowfish and Dorie

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A collapse of the fish population not only will have an effect on the ocean's eco system but also a dramatic impact on the sushi supply to a large part of the population of West Africa and Asia. (It's a lot of text sorry. Please keep in mind I had to translate it).

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Especially hurt are Bangladesh, Cambodia, Equatorial Guinea, Gambia, Ghana, Indonesia and Sierra Leone.

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The reasons for oversushifishing lie mainly in the economic interests and the great worldwide hunger for sushi (mmmmh sushi) by ignoramuses like you and me. (vegans may skip this one or start thinking about plants gossiping about global warming with each other).

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The population of the large food and predatory fish such as tuna, sword fish and shark has decreased by 90 percent since the 60's.

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The decimation of the great white shark lies mainly in illegal shark fights in Mexico.

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Just kidding, but according to estimates, two fifths of the worldwide sushi caught with a market value of 23.5 billion dollars is illegally fished and a bluefin tuna's value is about 100.000 $ on the fish market.

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Commercial oversushifishing threatens the whole marine eco system.

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The great makis of this world say farewell.

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According to a study by an international research team (really intelligent people) at the Canadian Dallhouse (mmmh grizzly bear sushi) University in Halifax, there will be no more food fish and seafood left by 2048.

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Already in 2013 NASA discovered water on Mars.

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After all, my uncle is a Pisces.

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Some German wordplay. (For fine fresh Phil, phone fish).

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What I really want to say is: I do on to negiris as I would have them to do to me.

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I think there's also a story about Jesus and sushi and stuff.

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Free Sushi

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Free Sushi

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An Ode to Fish A fish is like a fish. I'm high and haven't ordered sushi.

I will make mints and call them Fisherman's Enemy muahahahahah

Go to bed, Michaël.

Let's pray to Poseidon he didn't take  anbien again and orders sushi for 100 bugs.

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